The Boychild has gone through too much to handle this kind of relationship. Just being friends with a girl is not something many of us would like. A luhya keeping chicken as a pet can be compared to this. Once a girl in campus told me that she liked me as her BFF I almost puked. It was disgusting! Like how do I even explain this? First of all I was really broken hearted and was trying to replace my ex. Second of all I was horny, like mad Viagra type of horny! How would you treat a brother in this type of predicament? You try to give into his demands! But no she had to drag me down that rabbit hole of being friends. I let my intentions out and now we only talk when it matters, nothing personal, it’s more of a business transaction these days. I was friends with girls, a lot of them in college and it was cool at first. I later realized that my friends were actually getting some action while I watched from the sidelines. I was the good guy, you know those guys who go like ‘ it ain’t about sex’. I was on a mission to find a soul mate. I was looking for the one. This made me get friend zoned alot. I didn’t understand that University wasn’t a place for soul mates, but for mating. I won’t hide the fact that everyone kinda loves college because of getting laid. I moved around with lots of girls but never made it past the ‘Hey how was your day?’ mark. I was just a concerned stranger who would probably text a girl who was screaming someone’s name in bed at the time. When you decide to friend zone someone please be their wing man at least. Do them that favor. If they cannot cuff you make sure you provide subways to your friends. Guys are the most friend zoned though these days gender equality is doing wonders. You make sure your friends have access to your zoned friend. Girls like going after guys who are friends with other girls. It’s just nature! No one likes a weirdo that is all lonely. Lone wolves scare off potential girlfriends. Girls will always complement boys in front of their ‘girls’ so when this happens make sure your boy gets a notification. Also if you ain’t feeling his Vybe, we know some of your friends would die to have our contacts. Be generous and hand it over. Don’t just keep that poor boy on a short leash while feeding him veggies every day. A man needs meat sometimes, well all the time. You can set up some random dates with your hot friends so we can take over. Don’t let the Boychild in your friend zone be all single and cold while you keep texting him about your relationship problems. They do give great advice because they think you’ll fall for them due to their ‘smartness’ only for you to pull the ‘whoever you’ll date will be a lucky girl’ on them. I will repeat, if you ain’t ready to take that boychild out of the friend zone, bring some fresh meat from outside. Be a wingman girl, it doesn’t hurt. Also don’t text him every time like he only got time for you. Maybe he is preoccupied beating his meat to a picture of your boobs even though they look like a butt. Okay I’ll stop there, but also if you are a guy stuck in the friend zone, it’s 2017 you guy. Nothing’s free boy! If she ain’t providing the stuff you need you gotta jump ship! Find greener pastures. It’s already a holiday season so you can’t miss out on the numerous opportunities. Don’t date underage girls though and don’t rape anyone just to get out of the friend zone.
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